﻿Work Divided In Smaller Chunks Goes Further
By T-BONE SLIM

Industrialized China spells finis for Japan. Rather than swallow finis, Japan swallows China. Merely industrial rivalry, an economic question.

Man is the only animal that commits such crimes as raping children.Man also skips more meals than any other animal. Is there a connection?
New York has had an epidemic of such crimes recently and in the last case the family of two had been getting $13.30 every two weeks from the relief. Three dollars thirty-two and one-half cents each per week. Less than 50 cents a day to live on.
Scientists have cudgelled their brains trying to find a cure for this. Sterilization, etc. . . . 
Now Mayor Fiorello H. La Guardia steps out and tries to solve it but it took the great professor T-Bone Slim, to hit the nail on the head.
Give the boys three pork chops for breakfast. So, Fellow Workers, watch the wages like a hawk for your very virtues may depend upon them.
In any case its best to be on the safe side and jack-up the wages; for degeneration is at the right and left of us and 50 new millionaires are starting out among us shortly on the strength of William Rockefeller’s last will and testament.

O gee, gosh, boys and girls, Finland has 3,200 unemployed listed in a population of 3,800,000—and one looks as if he aint looking for work.
Can it be that Finland too has lost her sense of direction?
Thirty-two hundred idle and only thirty-eight hundred thousand working.
If this keeps on old Koysti Kallio will have a fit.
Remedy: Divide the work into smaller chunks.
