﻿SAYS T-BONE SLIM

It wasn’t until the unemployed tried to ferret vitamins, calories and concentrates in relief bouillion that it was incumbent upon them to step twice before the shadow of the embonpoint began to register. Pitcairn, Pa. has resolved never to feed a hungry man so long as it lives.
(In southern Michigan they salve the problem by taking up the cafe licence of any one that feeds a hungry man. Dictators?)
All to me is now revealed. That controversy between Herr Hitler and Jewish brethern found its start in a very small matter (Great Oaks grow small acorns) — It seems Herr Hitler bought a pair of second hand shoes in his youth and those shoes embittered him to the bottom of his soul. Business men have a careless habit of exposing their mitt prematurely—are absent and all that stuff. No business men have a claim on the regard, consideration or respect of the working class. And in this keen struggle for existence they take unfair advantage of the workers. They seek self and self only. Have you a little businessman in your organization?
If so, you have my sympathy.—On the larger scale: Whenever the position of a ruling faction or individual is threatened they or he throw the country into revolution. (Study that.) Fascism, Naziism or Bolshevism is had and the big thieves are severely lectured. Otherwise the system is as before, “business going on as usual UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT”, — and the ruling caste is happy indeed. So if you have a businessman in your organiza- tion slop him a withdrawal card.

Profits in gasoline must be very good when the big shots are cracking jokes on the billboards—”cross the country on a can full?” Politics too are very profitable and chairmen are grabbing up every inch of space warning the folks to vote right or else . . . Coffee too, ye gods, finest and freshest in the world. Look at what you say seventeen, twenty-five, nineteen, ye gods, and the miles you gain—from Seattle to Brooklyn on a handfull; yum, yum. Did all these advertizers come from Squirrel Hill-Pittsburgh or Nutley, N. J.?

There is no so-called outlaw strikes,
All strikes are pure and just;
They do not cater to our likes—
They come because they must.
And not a single strike I know
They come without excuse
And not a single cause was low
They all come from abuse.