﻿HOW TO GET RICH QUICK 

Humans, (as they call us) are not all alike—altho somewhat similar. Fact is, they all are dissimilar in all things; no two alike either in looks, thought, talk, or smell; as dissimilar as peas in a pot; no one of them big as a balloon and none no small as a fault. 
But society nevertheless, lies in layers, real and imaginary and any incursion into any one of those layers by outsiders is considered an intrusion, trespass, if not a mortal insult and sin. 
Those layers, created by wrongful systems such as the capitalist system, flourish and perpetuate themselves and make for the impossibility bf visiting “missionaries” to obtain a hearing without their cause being prejudiced before them. 
In the working class, also, this condition obtains and one worker, from another layer, cannot approach a worker in another stratum and expect his remarks to register a bullseye. 
Thus it is that the organizing of the workers requires more organizers than “a few” brilliant, active delegates—for it must be remembered the finest of verbiage and purest of logic is hooey to a man of another stratum. 
Why, then, transport a man from the field (area) of his usefulness and set him in a stratum foreign to his capabilities and where he is, and must remain, a stranger. My argument is: 
Professors can and should organize professors (they are unorg.) Pickhandlers can and should organize pickhandlers (they are unorganized, and professors preachers or policemen cannot and should not organize them.) Panhandlers can and should organize the panhandlers (they are unorganized). 
Each industry no matter what it is can and should organize itself and last but not least each individual in each subdivision can and should organize himself. . . 
It is evident from the foregoing the pickhandler and panhandler are out of their territory when they try to organize the preachers, professors, and politicians. 
It is evident, too, the job of organizing the working class is too big for the few, brilliant delegates; it’s going to take many more from every stratum to do the job quickly—all hands will be affected—each functioning in the environment to which he or she is natal and vital. 
Heretofore, we have been organising “the other guy”, from now on we will organize ourselves. 
Heretofore, “the other guy” has been organizing us, from now on he will organize himself—he shall delegate himself to the job of making of himself a good union man, 
Any organization that fails to trust its constructive powers into the hands of none but the elite shall forever be doomed to serve as but an irritant in the side of the master and reap retaliation in a measure out of all proportion to the bearing capacity of the thin-skinned intelligentsia. 
But any organization that puts its faith in the workers regardless of whether they grade “A”, “B” or “Zero” (calloused or not) that organization will organize the working class promptly, in no time and will, strange to say, reap no untoward retaliation they cannot bear with a smile. 
No great big heroic T-bone Slim or Dillpickle Fat is going to prance into an industry and tell the children in the drill-press department, “Hear ye, hear ye, I now organize you into the ‘Yearnful Earners’ of the Universe.” 
No, the organizing of the dill-press department will be done by little Willie and the big “Pole” on the “Radial” will have to like it. An organizer in each department will organize that department and nothing but that department. 
Example: In the woods a swamper will button hole a swamper, a skinner a skinner, bucker a bucker etc.—SPECIALIZATION. 
After each organizer has finished his, activities in each department the result will be One Big Union—not of the “Yearnful Earners”, however, but of the Industrial Workers of the World. 
No, the job is too big for “a few” bright boys, we need 400,000 delegates, ten cards apiece. 
This plan will work anywhere; all it needs is some one to start it—if you have no starter try one of those new-fangled “self-starters” (do you get the point?) 
Outside of its simpleness and inherent power it has this addition feature: 
IT MAKES OF THE BOSS YOUR BEST PROPAGANDIST—he will clear his throat and designate and describe the union be fears.