﻿INDUSTRIAL UNIONISM 
 
Ind. Uns’m is here explained for the first time by the author himself––uncoached or prompted. It is a deep study and is understood only by a few lunkheads like myself and the dumbest members of society. 
It is a situation where all hands working in any industry are members of a union made up of workers working in that industry––that’s how deep it is. Only the dumbest of us can understand it. (And only the toughest can withstand it). Brainiest men have fallen down miserably trying to cipher it (or syphon) it out. 
Convention after convention has tried to put it over. Brilliant speakers have . . . Say! Mebbe you think it’s simple? All workers working in one industry “belonging” to the one and same union. I tell you it never would have been explained if I. . . . as I was saying, brilliant men have started to explain it, have grown wild-eyed and wandered off into revolutionary-ardorism (enthusiasmism) and finally wound up their careers selling “Christ on the Cross” in the Alleghany Valley and were rescued for martyrdom only by the super-human efforts of the Eagle Eye squad of the 1917 revolution––and it’s easy to be a martyr when you’re shackled to oppression, not so easy when your two hands and two feet are free––the hands, to reach across the sea; the feet, to scratch the gravel. . . . 
No, Industrial Unionism is quite beyond the ken of those learned gentlemen, long despondent because of enlarged ego caused by long disassociation with normal beings ($2 please for the prescription) come out of it––despise and be not despised ($10 more; attorney fee). 
(Unfinished).