﻿T-BONE SLIM DISCUSSES THE PASSING SHOW 
 
(A souperfishal eggshamination cornducted into a soup-cellar (sub-cellar) by the author at Milwaukee, Wis., while the souphounds, hugging their “identies” (passes) were trailing down to the feast––a decideadly “soupy” supposition.) 
Let’s go: 
Soupposing som soupernatural souperintendent soupercillously soupprest soup! 
Soup! souperb soup! Soupblime soup! 
Soup erlative soup––Soupposing! 
And soupposing the SOUPer-MEN, soupprised, souppliantly soupplicate the SOUPPREME SOUP-BONE for soupport, soupstenance and soupstance. 
And souppose the SOUPPREME SOUPERIOR souplements the “soupprest soup” with soupterranean soupulchres, as soupstitute––to said soupceptibe soupbordinates and unsoupspicious soupbalterns and loyal-soupjects. 
And soupposing, souprequetly, the soupersticious soupurhan soupfragettes and unsoup[lucky] soupreme’s soupply the mellifluent notes of We Shall Meat––bye and bye (Note! “O” and “meat” is silent in “soup”). Would that, O mighty editor, be soupfishient grounds to soupspect that our soupfaring (suffering) is souperinjuiced and that we should organize to get the rest––the rest––the REST . . . of the good things of life (very “festful they are). I pause for reply. 
Soupserviantly yours,––T-bone S. 
(P. S. May I call this a cuss-word puzzle?)