﻿Get Your Tickets Now 
By T-BONE SLIM 

The Industrial Workers of the World are fortunate in having engaged bier-side seats for the wake arranged for capitalism. 

America being the most industrialized country . . . will be the first to beheld this magnificent spectacle —date not yet set. Watch for announcement. 

Tickets for this colossal performance are on sale at all branches and supply stations. Two bucks and a half will give you an unobstructed view of the casket and its contents. Bring your friends. 

The promoters of this mammoth production guarantee to produce the corpse if a full house is guaranteed. Come early and stay as long as you like. 

Remember this is the first show of its kind. Special arrangements have been made to bring capitalism to this country for the occasion. Enormous expenditure of time, sweat and blood— suffering — was undertaken to make this the “event of the history.” 
Nothing like it ever pulled off before. This is absolutely the first and last appearance of this mighty hypnotist in the role of “self-abatement”. (Note: Title, “Suicide” changed at the request of Board of Sanitation). 

Come one, come all— short and tall, large and small —see capitalism kick the bucket. Watch him bite the dirt. Behold him turn his toes. Nothing omitted. 

Positively only one performance of this gigantic one-act play will be given by the original company—all others are cheap imitations, fakes. Refreshments will be served. Dancing to follow. 
Remember the place— America. 
Bring the Ladies. 
Admission, $2.50; Season Tickets, $8.