﻿ODDS and ENDS 
 
France has invented a warplane that will fly where it is sent — guided by radio—with no one aboard. It is thought that this machine will make life uncertain for the parasites and that they will “call the game” in favor of peace. Don’t you believe it They still can declare for war when they want to thin us out, move into another country themselves, send enemy planes to drop bombs down our collar and leave us to mourn our shredded dead. 
It may interest the members of the I. W. W., especially the dirt movers and harvest hands, to know that Mathilde McCormick, daughter of the Harvester King, and Max Oser were married secretly in London. Why all that secrecy? We’re sure to find it out sooner or later. Max, it will be remembered, is a Swiss riding master, which office is about the same as a barn boss or a “corral-dog”s in this country. Although Americans are notoriously poor riders, many of us woefully out of practice, we feel that with proper encouragement we could excel even Max himself. Oh Mathilde, how could you do it? 

“The supreme court decided the minimum wage law for women is unconstitutional.” Sure it is. But you can join the Wobblies and charge the maximum wage for your labor, if you so desire. Nothing unconstitutional about us. We’ve got a constitution like a mountain goat. 

Political prisoners can be freed, but only with a general strike. The bosses are patiently waiting to see if we really mean what we preach; will we really hang our mitts on the nail. What, with preachers praying for their release; Wobblies laying off work for their release; we have a combination hard to beat and it should go far to convince the most skeptical that the people of these United States have ceased to be vindictive. 

“With malice toward none and charity toward all.” 
— T-Bone Slim.