﻿“Briquets”  
 
Sex, race, creed and color— la 
Opposed to 
Rex, grace, greed and $. 
“Eat not, work not— work not, eat naught.” This reminds me: Most of the “self made” men you meet on the street, “look” as If they had been working overtime on that stomach of theirs. Also, they must have put in a few extra hours on that double chin on the back of their necks. 

I threw away my toothpicks today— won’t need them.
I’m hanging onto my false teeth a while longer to “grit” with. 
 
Ah slaves only 3 years and 6 months more— to next election— to exercise our franchise. When do we exercise our brain? 
“Servants of the People” often prove unreliable. 
People trust their servants — 
I’m sorry dear. I’m sorry dear, I’m sor’ — 
Want a thing well done? Do it yourself. 

Are you still “hooverizing”? Good, hip hip, hurrah! 
Only 4,999,997 men unemployed.— Three of the boys “got” jobs this morning. —T. BONE SLIM.