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A new angle in wrinkles: 
Wrinkles are of three kinds: First and foremost, most compelling wrinkle, is that which forms on the lining of (and inside of) the belly. This wrinkle is caused by mal-nutrition, non-nutrition or faith-nutrition—and is quite prevalent with-in the bellish of the working class, present and future — 
Wrinkle No. 2. has many fine points, and much might be said in praise of this moral wrinkle. 
It forms itself on the outer surface of a plutocrats belly (or embonpoint) when that worthy undertakes to perform useful labor. 
Wrinkle no. 3, appears upon the faces of slaves — even so as on faces of masters. 
Wrinkle no. 3, when it appears on slaves face indicates, that wrinkle no. 1, in slaves belly has had direct communication with slaves brain. 
Wrinkle No. 3, when it appears on master’s face indicates, said master has worked, (or is about to go to work) to support himself.— T. Bone Slim.